allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(Source: l0vetdm)

(Source: epic-humor)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
— A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)

(Source: princessariel2323)

I don’t know why but I’m really frustrated with life and how everything isn’t working out. I put on a good face but I have been faking it for so long that it is second nature for me.

I’m tired. I’m tired of failing.

(Source: fuckyeah-autumn)

(Source: rukapon)

scavengervortex:

jesusmaryandjoseph he’s so asdfghjklskjiqodlakn

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

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