"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(Source: l0vetdm)

(Source: epic-humor)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
— A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)

(Source: princessariel2323)

I don’t know why but I’m really frustrated with life and how everything isn’t working out. I put on a good face but I have been faking it for so long that it is second nature for me.

I’m tired. I’m tired of failing.

(Source: fuckyeah-autumn)

(Source: rukapon)


jesusmaryandjoseph he’s so asdfghjklskjiqodlakn


i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future


Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.